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　　根据德国古典史诗《尼贝龙根之歌》改编。本片共两部，第一部的副标题是《西格弗里德》或《西格弗里德之死》，又译《斩龙遇仙》；第二部《克伦希尔德的复仇》。第一部剧情：库山王子西格弗里德从传说中得知，如果能用丛林内的巨龙血液沐浴，就能全身刀剑不入，乃立刻启程斩龙取血。不料飘来一片树叶 贴在他的背上挡住了龙血。他自恃刀剑不入，乃出兵讨伐矮人国，夺取隐身头巾和尼伯龙根的国宝。后来，他更凭这两样法宝之助打败冰岛女王的武士，跟王妹克伦希尔德结婚。武士哈根获悉，将长矛对准被树叶贴住而未沾龙血的背部猛掷，西格弗里德应声倒地。第二部描述西格弗里德死后，克伦希尔德嫁给了匈奴国王伊泽尔，生下一个孩子。她邀请她的兄弟前来参加派对，并鼓励伊泽尔向杀死她前夫西格弗里德的凶手哈根报仇。不料哈根得到她兄弟们的保护，于是她必须为逼迫自己的兄弟交出哈根而展开一场激战。

　　故事发生在一个虚构的神话世界中，哈亚（丹尼·格洛弗 Danny Glover 饰）是业界闻名的猎龙人，他发明了战船，以其骁勇善战的个性著称，然而，只有哈亚自己清楚，自己的内心里究竟隐藏了多少的脆弱和悔恨。
　　原来，哈亚曾经因为胆怯和恐惧导致妹妹死在了白龙的手中，如今，他收养了名为蕾切尔（索非亚·佩尔纳斯 Sofia Pernas 饰）的女孩。蕾切尔的父亲因为在战斗中逃跑而死在了哈亚的手中，哈亚向蕾切尔隐瞒了事实，谎称她的父亲系被龙杀死。伊斯梅尔（柯里·瑟威尔 Corey Sevier 饰）加入了哈亚的队伍，当他和蕾切尔终于深入白龙的巢穴之时，发现的却是身上插有哈亚的长矛的蕾切尔的父亲的尸体。

　　明朝万历初年，朝中都察院左都御史丁淮之全 家被灭门，只有女儿丁蝉儿逃生。 正当太原府总捕头萧长风逐渐查出真相的 时候，却被知府段世骧诬为乱党，萧长风护着 丁蝉儿踏上了亡命之路。

　　这是一部典型的史泰龙式的科幻电影。2139年，科学高度发达。凭借高科技武器和过人身手，爵德（西尔维斯特•史泰龙 Sylvester Stallone 饰）成了梅洛城法官、警察和行刑人于一身的判官战警，他发现罪犯可以马上逮捕、马上判刑，死刑的话还可以马上执行。就是这样一个四出惩治罪恶的判官，这次竟然被诬蔑成杀人犯。
　　幸好有主席法官尽力相助，爵德才幸免一死，不过他被逐出了梅洛城。不甘心含冤受屈的爵德冒险潜回了梅洛城调查整件事的来龙去脉，犯罪分子里戈（阿曼德•阿山特 Armand Assante 饰）逐渐浮出了水面……

　　安吉拉（桑德拉·布洛克 Sandra Bullock 饰）是一个与世隔绝的程序员，电脑是她的好帮手也是好朋友，她的大部分生活都围绕着电脑有条不紊的进行着。一次偶然中，安吉拉收到了同事寄来的一张磁盘，而之后没多久，这位同事便死于非命。之后，在一次度假中，安吉拉邂逅了一名英俊帅气的男子，但很快聪明的安吉拉便发现了这名男子心中所怀的不轨。
　　安吉拉隐约觉得自己被卷入了大麻烦之中，而一切和那张神秘的磁盘脱不开干系。一次意外中，安吉拉陷入了昏迷，醒来后的她丢失了一切可以证明其身份的证件，而当她完成了挂失补办程序之后，手中的证件上赫然写着一个陌生的名字。这其中究竟发生了怎样的变故？在一次又一次逃脱暗杀的过程中，安吉拉也在渐渐的接近真相。

　　Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
　　A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
　　Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
　　There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
　　Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
　　That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!